Top Ten Reasons To Hire Me, Ernest Nicastro, to Write Your Copy

10.  Same first name as Ernest Hemingway (for you youngsters, he won the Nobel prize for literature in 1954)

  9.  World's greatest copywriter - according to my Mom

  8.  2010 year-long promotion: Every new client gets a FREE Chia Pet

  7.  I'm so good there's a famous play about how important it is to be me

  6.  If you don't hire me I'll track you down with my man-eating mongrel of a dog

  5.  I know the difference between copyright and copywrite

  4.  References available upon request: Mom, Dad, my Aunt Pat, the In-laws - on

       second thought, maybe not the In-laws

  3.  One of the greatest writers who ever lived, William Shakespeare, started out as an

       actor. I starred as the boy Jesus in my grammar school Christmas play.

  2.  I have friends at the NSA. I know who you are. And, I have pictures. I think you get my drift.

  1.  First letter in my name is "E," as in exciting...energetic...excellent ...earnest...erudite and, of course...entelligent.

OK. So maybe I'm not going to be getting the big-bucks offer to join Letterman's writing staff anytime soon.
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